mabapo:

when u go to a restaraunt regularly and order the same thing every time

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thepretendr:

3 stages of drunk

1. No way

2. Yes way

3. Three way

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maisiewilliams:

when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen

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s-erene-shores:

i’ve grown so unattached from people like i could literally move across the country tomorrow and not give a shit about leaving anyone except for like 3 people

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shavingryansprivates:

i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns

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scottish:

i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops

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wreckitrach:

"you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you"

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

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cybercum:

cop: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer
me: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer

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